Guys, this past Wednesday I was in the same room as Donald Glover. He was so close that if I had Michael Jordan’s Space Jam arms, I could have reached out and touched him AND scored the winning basket.

You may be asking, “Jordan, why do you like this guy so much? His lyrics are filthy! Are you still a Christian?”

And to this I respond, “Are you stupid?” (sometimes I lash out at offensive questions)

Donald Glover’s lyrics do have some questionable content, but in my opinion, they are expertly crafted as well as hauntingly honest and relatable. He is one of the most creative people I have ever seen, so I will continue to support him in any way I can. Also, were YOU hired straight out of college to be a writer for 30 Rock? No, you were not. Unless you are Donald Glover. So simmer down.

  (photograph taken without permission from one Stephanie Dorfman)